Before we start next season, it's time to reflect on the achievements of 2016/2017 and immortalise the great players and hapless comedians of the past year. For those looking for the unofficial blogpost with details of the revellry, hop on over to Robyn and Simon's entry.
To wrap up the 2016/2017 Season, club social secretaries Ali Edge and Meg Barne whipped up a delight in the belly of Lucy Cavendish college (a new venue this year!) for 84 club members (+1 for virtual attendance by the M1 captain on his wedding night). After a restorative meal to wash down the unrestrained revelry, the majority of the evening was given over to handing a bullion of fake gold over to Joe Whittaker, on behalf of all the award recipients, as follows.
Award Winners
| Club Man of the Season | Alasdair Edge |
| Club Woman of the Season | Lou Cantwell |
| Club Team of the Season | Ladies' 1sts |
| Umpires of the Season | Steve Riches, Kevin Pearson, Joshua Blanchard Lewis (joint) |
| Ladies' 1sts Player of the Season | Heather Borsuk |
| Ladies' 1sts Most Improved Player | Robyn McLean |
| Men's 1sts Captain's Player of the Season | Chris Pearson |
| Men's 1sts Players' Player of the Season | Paresh Parsot |
| Ladies' 2nds Player of the Season | Kendra Seed |
| Ladies' 2nds Most Improved Player | Eimear Lee |
| Men's 2nds Captain's Player of the Season | James Menzies |
| Men's 2nds Favourite Player | Harry Chalk |
| Ladies' 3rds Player of the Season | Pippa Saunders |
| Ladies' 3rds Most Improved Player | Rosie Earwaker |
| Men's 3rds Player of the Season | Chris Matson |
| Men's 3rds Best Newcomer | Max Holgate |
| Men's 4ths & 5ths Player of the Season | Alex Pashley |
| Men's 4ths & 5ths Superhero | Howard Steed |
Leading Goalscorers - Men
- 1st Chris Pearson
26 goals 0.7 GPG - 2nd Simon Ta
21 goals 1.0 GPG - 3rd James Menzies
20 goals 1.0 GPG
Leading Goalscorers - Women
- 1st Kim Cooil
32 goals 1.2 GPG - 2nd Kendra Seed
28 goals 1.8 GPG - 3rd Izzy MacDonald-Parry
27 goals 1.1 GPG
Special Awards
- Ladies' 1sts Outstanding Contribution Award - Hannah Kenyon
- Men's 1sts 'Keep Calm and Stay Positive' Award - Tom Roselli
- Men's 3rds 'Kama Sutra' Award (for playing in every position) - Joe Whittaker
- The Men's Accidental Tourist Award - George Toynton (1378 miles in 39 matches)
- The Ladies' Accidental Tourist Award - Hannah Kenyon (1062 miles in 28 matches)
- The Mick Beasley Perpetual Shield for Extracurricular Activities - Daniella Kilsby-Steele