South arrived, South scored (a lot), South left.

A few other things happened:

• Izzy had to take her watch off.

• She also scored four goals.

• Nichola threw her stick (and got a green card…).

• Jess and Dani bopped people on the head.

• Jess scored two goals.

• Flix scored two.

• Rebecca scored three (all on the reverse) but also ran the ball off the pitch.

• Grace and Eimear both scored one each.

• Off-brand jelly babies were rationed.

• Louise broke her helmet.

• Ireland won the rugby.

• We had ciabattas.

• Everyone had a good time.

What more can be said about a thirteen-one win?