An anonymous recap of the M3s’ game from behind the spectator fence.

1. Not the world’s best game but some glorious moments, e.g. George made some great saves…but also gave away a stroke. Was also seen removing keeper kit at various inopportune moments.
2. A child was floored. A scuffle broke out – all handbags and posturing. Some players forgot they weren’t umpiring. All in all, it made for amusing watching from the sidelines (floored child aside).
3. Two unfortunate players were hit between the legs on the same spot on the pitch. This area was consequently dubbed by the spectators as ‘d*** corner’. This may well now have been adapted as a convenient code word for that area of the pitch by some unnamed South ladies’ teams.

No-one could really remember the score but it was all a juicy watch. Despite cries of, ‘Next goal wins!’ from the sides, none were scored. The more important victory of the day came from a rumoured M3s’ arm wrestling contest at teas?