I'll start with a small realisation I've uncovered in this match: the first 30 seconds of both halves are a largely significant point within the evolution of the game, and the inevitable consequence of the LOM and POM votes. While my top-of-the-net goal took place in the first few seconds of the match, I also "bulldozed", was a "right badass, taking out people like a pro", "dispatched a player", and "took names, took no prisoners. total wipeout Cambridge South edition" at the beginning of the second half. So here i am, writing the match report in my little Jenny-bestowed velcro-tied lemon hat. 

But overall, the match was dreamy. A slight hiatus when Tabs couldn't find the (easiest-to-find) changing rooms and took a world tour of the building: almost going up a lift but deciding on the stairs, before almost taking her astros off to enter the basketball courts - but she was safe and well in our changing room a couple of minutes later. 

South got onto the pitch, and BAM, a goal. five minutes later and BAM another goal courtesy of Jess. At this point our ladies were on a high... and tired, which was not the ideal position to be in, most probably the reason for the long-awaited City goal. However, we fought hard, making it very difficult for them, with some beautiful runs from Rhian who managed to make the running at the back look so easy. Honourable mention to both Jenny and Nic in this defender category: Nic with her cold but still having fun !!! and Jenny with her hits, stellar defending, aerials, and even a drag-flick in the short corner, earning the joint majority of the POM votes with Lucy.

Going into the second half, we decided on a more energised approach: keeping the intensity high. Thus a girl of the opposition who i believe was named "Hannah" was on the floor within seconds, and later there was another topple, which i can't quite remember, but the girl Hannah said to me - "gosh, everybody is knocking eachother over", where i agreed. 

In my opinion, this was a beautiful half. Challenging but intense, the our team worked so hard and so well together, the proof being in the POM votes lineup, which included Maddy B, Rhian, Rebecca, Juliette, Tabs, and Sophie, alongside our winners, Jenny and Lucy. The lead up to the final goal was long, but finally a break in which Hannah secured the final goal. With 8 minutes to go until the end, we held strong and the whistle blew. I would personally call this game a brilliant total wipeout.

We do have to say goodbye to Tabs, who I met in 2019 in the U16 team but who has been in the club since 2017 and a massive asset to the team. Have fun in Tanzania, you will be missed xxxxx. *star emoji**star emoji**star emoji**star emoji**star emoji**hockey stick emoji**hockey stick emoji**hockey stick emoji**hockey stick emoji**hockey stick emoji**love heart emoji**love heart emoji**love heart emoji**love heart emoji**love heart emoji**love heart emoji**love heart emoji**love heart emoji**giraffe emoji**giraffe emoji**star eyes emoji**star eyes emoji**star eyes emoji**star eyes emoji**star eyes emoji*.

*editors note: Jenny managed to acquire another green card to add to her growing collection by being 4.5 metres away instead of 5. At this point she believes the captains band makes umpires more aware of her rule disobedience.