After a week spent carrying the 3s to victory, you’re welcome, the 2s were ready for my presence and aerials in Peterborough. Fortunately no house hunting this week, all real estate agents are liars, but a 4PM pushback away is AI garbage. This does give me a chance to get rid of some of my hangover, probably had about 10 pints last night so a light one.

Game starts and Peterborough run a lot, but aren’t as good as me. I line up to chuck a monster aerial, would’ve gone straight through to CCR for a goal but Jim gets in the way like an idiot, bring Andy back as captain (stop faking an injury). They then score. Jacko scores a deflected short (I would’ve put it top bins personally) before a couple more goals from Peterborough.

In the 2nd half I tried to give the umpire some helpful tips but clearly got lost in translation, apparently the umpire also helps out FIH which is French and therefore untrustworthy. The new George in the team then scores (clearly being George makes you good). Christopher then tries to kill a small child in the stand with an aerial and we face a bit of an onslaught from Peterborough. 3-2 in the end, would’ve been 3-3 if Jim didn’t get in the way of my aerial.

Riccardo got player of the match, yeah he did some running and stuff but didn’t see a single aerial from him. I got LOM, clearly there was fraud in the voting as my aerial was great, it was just Jim’s fault, and Christopher attacked spectators, Oli passed to their forward and Andy was injured. Playing uni next week, they won’t be ready for my aerial threat and helpful umpiring advice.

Signed, 100% Gando