M5 2-4 Pelicans Mens 4
Wilco DijkstraNo match report (yet)
Craig Hall
Great goal and winning a fight with a child who was only 13 but who had a vicious ankle bite. Shout outs to Cameron "teas are this way" Green and Henry "homework on train" Ong who were both solid. Strong play from everyone today.
Nev Warren
A large number of reasons, here we go: 1. Not locking his car. 2. Not being ready for collection. 3. Wrong seatbelt hole. 4. Distracting the driver with an interesting quiz. 5. Not running onto the pitch despite it being the scheduled start time. 6. Infuriating the opposition by winning the ball. 7. Changing in the car park. 8. Another dodgy pitstop on the way home. 9. Blatant ball turnover from a wrongly given free hit. 10. Trying to get Jude the LoM award. 11. An unfounded rumour has started that he has lice. 12. Not entire innocence in kit bag gate.
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