ED.N - Huw didn't give me a title I can only assume this was his plan.

Turn the following bullet points into a full match report. Make no mistakes. 
- South were favourites against a bottom of the table Kettering side.
- Div 4 is very tight. There were 3 points separating promotion from relegation at the beginning of the day.
- Lasts weeks match in March where we let a 2 goal lead slip was top of mind
- Our former captain was a no show.
- Matt is going to desperate measures to try and get anyone else to be LoM
- Letting started will, with a high press putting us under pressure 
- Will B and Jo combined for a great stop off a short
- Will R scored
- Justin scored
- Danny scored 
- (I can't really remember many other details of these. Please make it look like I do, and make sure to praise the attacking line.)
- I did a successful aerial. I'm getting better at them
- I got a green card. 
- It was half time. We knew we'd done well to be 3-0 up but knew we had to keep it up.
- Dexter brought tangfastics. I remember the important details. 
- Kettering came back really strong in the second half. We spent most of it in our own half, a lot in our 22. 
- They scored.
- Given the pressure, I think our back line did well 
- special mention to Jo in goal who made some great saves, best I've seen him.
- Pash wanted more credit for some of his stops. Well done Pash (he did genuinely some good saves, but make it clear that asking for recognition doesn't get you far)
- Martin fully committed to stopping the opposition by laying down on the edge of the D to stop an attack. I don't know how this failed to get him LoM. 
- I did an aerial that went over the fence. 
- Henry scored on debut, well done Henry. Especially impressive after about 4 South players before him had tried to set up the perfect shot and failed. He just hit it first time. 
- Final score 4-1.  I was actually more impressed by the second half than the first. To end it 1-1 after soaking up so much pressure and to get a goal on one of our rare attacks was really satisfying.
- Jo MoM for great keeping.
- Me LoM for reasons unknown, probably a Matt led conspiracy.