On bright sunny day for a historic Cambridge South day brings the M1s game with only needing a point needing for a clubs first team ever into the Prem league. With Harpendon also needing points to stay up it was never going to be an easy win. Game started a little negativity with Harpendon getting an early goal but this wouldn't be the first time a team has scored against us early doors. Maybe have a look next time stan at the left post. A short corner goal from Ed scoring with a classice through the keepers legs goal, we brought the score back level. Half time came at a 1-1 score line. With everyone not quite on full form but giving there all, harpendon took another goal making it 2-1 to the visitors. Again a situation the boys know how to come back from. Another short corner attempt later another classic Tim flick deflecting of a defender into the goal brought it back to 2-2. This gave the lads some mojo back. Some quick passing up the pitch gage another classic lifted tap in goal from the top goal scorer himself Connor bring it to 3-2. A few nervous minutes with Harpendon getting some short corners and attacking play we start to finally play a little more relaxed getting into our groove, a bit later than planned, and win another short corner. It comes to Ed again and this man only knows how to score village goals. Players and teams can say how bad it is but nothing will ever beat a village short corner hit.  A slap hit shot top D  into the  bottom corner making it 4-2. An historic win, not because we have never beaten harpendon, but into prem next year we go!!!  

Now that the game is out the way we come to more important matters. You name it categories. Now you may have wondered what is the players go to song for a strip to the lads after a game. Well if this did ever happen, this is what i think is a good representation of the players. 

Mark-  Now Mark is famous for his ass especial when trying to bounce players off up the pitch. Even being noted but the Harpenden players on his wonderful assest. I have chosen this some song as its what the lads love to see with Mark. 

Bootylicous by destinyschild

Nik- Every year Nik becomes a new man called  mr poirot. The man loves moving those hips around and would definitely put on a show griding away for the lads.

Grind with me by pretty ricky

Tim - Since his return he has brought a bit of magic to the team upfront. Scoring goals when needed throught the half season and driving baseline with his one skill but i feel Tim may have a few more skills on the stage for everyone. Showing them off to just a classic.

Pony by ginuwine

Harrison - Dark horse in the team. Never know what to expect other than his weird calmness on the ball no matter the pressure. I feel he may be a bit shy or quiet but after a pint or 7  who knows what to except. He does love his cars so maybe this will get his engine going. 

Gas pedal by sage the gemini

Ed - It was not me, it was Patricia who god made her a sinner, just to keep those fat men thinner. See you at annual dinner pre drinks 

Will- Now our delightful captian is as we all know a big snake. His love of hissing around the pitch and off brings me only one choice he would be stripping off the snake skin and showing the lads the tattoos we all want to be permanent. Let hope this anaconda can slither through his performance to this song.

Anaconda by nicki minaj

Ben- A new addition to the team this year. Hes a polite young man but after a few drinks pretty reckless. He also is a very dirty man by showering after games to then to put his playing kit back on.  Maybe thats a sign of how his strip for the boys would go? If so maybe this song would go with it.

Freek'n you by jodeci 

Harry lewis- His love of milkshakes at 2am will definitely go well for this song choice and for his loving to show off to the lads. Who knew a rubic cube posted notes could be so popular showing off.

Milkshake by kelis 

Schu- Is a man who likes to go in hard early no matter the consequences but the lads will always be there to pick him up after. Being in control of all that cash would definitely mean harry would be making it rain on him for sure whilst performing in cash raining down on him.

Pour it up by rihanna 

Sam- Toxic guy. Maybe the lads will be happy to see him to take off that jumper jumper. 

Toxic by Britney spears 

Connor-  This season has proven he is not only lemon of the season but a bit of a naughty man having the worst M1s naughty step out of the team this year. This gave me the inspiration and the thought of Connor angry stripping to this song letting out his emotions. 

I see red by everyone loves and outlaw 

Scott- For a man with no hip action, its a miracle he has never poped a hip trying to move or maybe thats why he doesn't on the pitch. For sure though this man needs his sugar and a confidant place you can get it is a sweet shop. Maybe Scott would be showing off the sweet sweet goods on the stage for us. 

Candy shop by 50 cent and Olivia 

Humby- Famous for his slow movements on the pitch but one thing we know is that the strip would be a slow tease for people. Slowly moving around the pitch and yet still manages to get through defence.  Maybe the tortise does always win? 

Let me blow your mind by Eve and Swen Stefani

Matteo- Not sure how i feel picking a song for someone who's only just 18 in the team but rules are rules. Matteo the young gun in team who jusy wants to watch tik tok, buy his own beer and trying to be to cool for us all. Maybe he will give us a bit of if his italian side after a few drinks.

Senza Di Me by Gemataiz

Stan- Hopefully this song not only can get you stripping but maybe some key points saving goals by your posts if you listen carefully. Love you Stan you are irreplaceable. 

Irreplaceable by beyonce 

Enjoy boys 
From your level 2 PREM Gremlin