Do you like green cards and ham?

I do not like them Dan-I-am 

Do you like them here or there?
Wisbech, Spalding, anywhere?

I would not like one here or there,
I would not like one anywhere.
I do not like green cards and ham,
I do not like them Dan-I-am

Would you like one at Long Road?
Would you like one or a load?

I do not like them at long road,
I do not like them, one or loads
I do not like them here or there,
Wisbech, Spalding,  anywhere.
I do not like green cards and ham,
I do not like them Dan-I-am

Would you like one for some chat?
Would you like one, just like that?

Not for some chat, not like that,
Not at long road, not a boatload,
I would not like them here or there,
Wisbech, Spalding, anywhere,
I do not like green cards and ham
I do not like them Dan-I-am.

You may like them, you may see,
You may like one in the D

I would not, could not in the D,
Not for a short, you let me be!

Would you, could you for a tackle?
Would you, could you for a heckle?

I would not, could not for a tackle,
I would not, could not for a heckle,
I will not get one in the rain,
Not in our half, not in the D,
Not for a short, you let me be!
I do not like them for some chat,
I do not like them, not like that!
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green cards and ham,
I do not like them, Dan-I-am.

You do not like them. So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Dan! If you let me be,
I will try them. You will see.

(... And he tries one...)

Say! I like green cards and ham!
I do, I like them Dan-I-am.
I would get one at Long Road, 
I would get one, or a load,
I would get one in the rain,
I would get one, for my pain,
I would get one for some chat,
I would get one, just like that!
They are so good, so good you see!
So I will get one in the D,
And I will get one, just for me!
I will get one for a tackle, 
And I will get one for a heckle.
I will get one here or there,
Wisbech, Spalding, Anywhere!
I do so like green cards and ham,
Can I have one, Dan-I-am?