Another week, another win, although if you watched the first fifteen minutes of this game you could have been forgiven for thinking it was Peterborough 5 who were chasing promotion and the Cambridge South 1st team who would be content with a mid-table finish.

After absorbing wave after wave of attacks, Chalk was fouled whilst bringing down an aerial ball. Free hit on the halfway line. Parsot; McCulloch; Haslop: goal. Three touches, one goal before the majority of player had even figured out which way the hit had been given. Haslop felt a little tired after this and subbed himself off again to recuperate in his oxygen tent. This settled some nerves and the serious business of who would be lemon could be determined.

South played with more confidence in the second half with Broyd's dodgy tache creating ample space around him in midfield (1 vote). The dominance just goes to show how little the captain does on a Saturday even when he is in the country (1 vote). It was of course Broyd's tache that split the defence like the Red Sea to allow him to play a through ball to Chalk to sweep into the goal to give that confidence-boosting two goal cushion. Young blonde, Baker, was having a stunning game covering for Aston and his skinless knees at left back (1 vote). In fact, I do not think he found it necessary to kneel down once all game.

Now on top of the game, South decided to see who could miss the easiest chance to really rub in their superiority. 1st Pearson drove into the D to get a one-on-one with the keeper and…

Yes, you've guessed it, he fell over and missed the ball completely (1 vote). Virdi then tried to put another one in off the cross bar and nearly wrapped his stick around a defender's neck as the ball trickled past him (1 vote). Pearson did then get on the score sheet, slotting in a messy goal after Parsot fired one of his trademark missiles into the circle.

There was still time for McCulloch to have his, what is now becoming gamely, strop; at least he got a pretty green card from the umpire to make up for not scoring this week (1 vote). Shorty afterwards the full time whistle was blown. Laurie thought it showed great determination to come through and win 2-1 (1 vote). Graham then decided he had better things to do than come to teas (2nd vote). Thus the historic closest ever lemon vote was sealed and everyone went to the pub to try and explain what rugby union is to Paresh.