My poem - "I need a new Vice-Captain" (A working title....)

I am appalled
Seven goals conceded
Only one scored
Why am I captain I ask?
Such an ungrateful task...

For the next game ahead
Perhaps it would be better to take a Monkey instead?
Next time my vice-Nick comes up with a plan
I'll tell him, "No definitely not man!"

Relegation a certainty
At least we have 10 points to show
What a way to go...
Confident in my stick skills I know it is not due to me
Division 4, welcome back my old friend
Lets' get this team back on the mend!

P.S. Nick is fired.