Highlights:

• Andy T turns up ten minutes late.

• Andy T then doesn't know how to get onto the pitch (looks like a lost puppy outside the fence).

• Andy T then misses five goals.

• James M dribbles round the whole opposition x 4 for four goals.

• Rasmus uses the backside of his stick and plays innocent for two goals.

• Nigel bossed midfield with some dashing runs that left everyone behind.

• James M fell over his own feet when through on goal (thankfully Andy T had done enough to secure Lemon by this point).

• St Neots's captain rumbles Howard: "You've got five people from your M3s on your team, haven't you?"

• Lovely teas at St Neots.