When I wake up well I know I'm gonna drive, I'm gonna drive up the A1 across the Fens.
When I warm up, yeah I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the lunger next to you.
And if I was drunk then you know I would be playing, I would be playing so much better than you.
And when I strip off, yeah you know where you can find me, I'll be the one behind the bush perving on you.

But I have walked 5000 steps and I'm going to run 5000 more
Just to be the player who takes the shot and smashes the ball into the goal.

Oh Georgina do do do do!!!
Oh Georgina la dah la dah
You scored 1 goal, 2 goals oh wait you scored one more!

Back to Hockey now let me tell you a bit about the game we played today.
We played awesome, yes we did because on Thursday we were listening to Dave!
We passed it quickly, into spaces at fast paces and everyone behaved.

But we have walked 5000 steps and we're going to run 5000 more.
Just to be the one who makes the tackle and stops the striker with the ball.

Oh Sophie da da da!!!
Oh Sophie de de de de
Forget Thursday! in a match you can actually score.

When I'm Lou C, well I know I wanna be, I wanna be that defender who actually scores a goal.
But I don't care though until I realise that Loopys yet to touch the ball.
And when we tackle, yeah you always know we are gonna go in stiff and at an angle.

Oh Kimbo Prancing Pony
Oh Kimbo Solid 8
Thanks for trying, was convincing but we're not fooled.

And we have run 5000 miles and we would drive 5000 more.
Just to be the team who wins again with 7-1 as the final score.