Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after the game you'd like to meet
To go over everything
You say my tackles are far from clean
But you're just being mean

Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in the dugout wondering why no one's hearing me
When I'm vocal and right
And I'm sitting here suspended 'cos I was up for a fight

There's such a difference between us
Just some flashes of green

Hello from the pitchside
I should be playing but I cried
But I'm so not sorry for my lightning runs
It's just so professional it has to be done

Hello from the pitchside
At least I can say that I've tried
I just can't try any more for this team
So I clearly, clearly didn't deserve to see green

Hello, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about myself I'm sorry
I hope that you really know that you're wrong
And even if you don’t want me to, I'm gonna sing you my song

It's no secret that I'm better than you
Even off the pitch

So hello from the pitchside
I must have tackled a thousand times
And I know, it's getting personal now
And when the whistle goes I'm up for a row

Hello from the pitchside
I should be playing but I cried
So now I'm sitting here voted lemon of the game
I don't really, honestly know why I came

Hello from the pitchside
I can't believe I got sent off twice
And I'm just not sorry for being so good
And I am just so misunderstood

Hello from the pitchside
I should be playing but I cried
But I'm truly, honestly a solid 8
And no number of cards can stop me being so great