Breakfast at the Farm

The L1s started off the day in the best way possible, breakfast at the farm.

Dog playing: 10/10 (Burt is a hero)
Tea (flowing): 9/10
Sausages: 8/10
Bacon: 7/10 (could have been crispier)
Sausage innuendos: 10/10

Pre-match ritual

Following extensive negotiations for spaces in the cars, the L1s made their way to Peterborough for the game.

Visit to the castle: 10/10
Reception at Peterborough: 0/10
Heating in the changing room: 0/10
Wait time before the game: 1/10

First Half

After an extensive wait time before getting on the pitch, we got going.

Kim's new formation: 7/10 (L1s dominated the first half with fast paced exciting hockey, the new formation working wonders)
Cambridge South press: 10/10 (they had nowhere to go)
We were great, little to report on: 8/10

Half-time Talk

Jelly Babies at half time: 0/10 (non-existent)

Second half

The lack of jelly babies led to a weaker second half performance: the sausages had worn off.

Muzza's egg head: 9/10
Last minute subs during short corners: 1/10
Blythe's rugby tackle on a five year old: 10/10 (spectacular)
Taking a seat instead of scoring deflections: 10/10
Last five minutes of the game: 0/10 (Peterborough goal from a short corner)
Appreciation of Peterborough's post match celebration: 0/10

Post-match

Biscuit selection: 7/10 (could have done with a chocolate covered Hobnob)
Ability to take home 10+ biscuits ninja style: 11/10
MOM: Alice Wright - superstar striker
LOM: Blythe Murphy - took out a child
      : Izzy MacDonald-Parry - missing an open goal