Most of the game is much of a blur, however here are some notes from the evening's events:

• Kern won himself a mobile speaker which he plans to wire up to his Christmas jumper next year.

• JJ had a whale of time and he is a pleasant fellow as he couldn't stop applauding the M3s' class performance.

• We got introduced to many of George's esteemed female friends.

• Alex drank some alcohol and smashed Joe's glass.

• Neil prefers Match of the Day over the M3s' company.

• Joe ain't great at squash.

• I arrived fresh as a summer daisy and gave one of my star performances.

• Ali got a great goal.

• Joe scored a shorty.

• Seb got his first win for the M3s.

• Josh announced he will play an away game at some point.

• Snakebite hasn't changed much and is a staple beverage for a hockey social.

• M3s' poor performance at beer pong was no reflection of their performance earlier that day. With another win under our belts, the South side's fight to remain in the division is looking strong.

Mom - Ali 4

Lemon - Ash 11