Credit: Notable matchmaker Kim Cooil, for telling us how to get the girls by being 10/10

Profile: Cambridge South v Bourne Deeping

Seeking: Division 1

Things you’re passionate about: Passing purple to purple, around the keeper and pivots.

The most influencial person in our lives: Man of the Match, Abi (loves long runs around and great disruptive play in the midfield). Alice Wright (loves scoring). Laura Ludlow (favourite activities include finding the back of the net)

The thing I wish people would notice about me more: not Katie Gibson’s feet (most unattractive quality). Katie Gibson favourite colours include lemon and citrus. Spends a lot of time as a lemon.

Five things we couldn’t live without: match teas (favourites include Bourne Deeping - thanks for the chicken goujons and chips), motivational chat up lines (“What are you gonna do well today?”), romantic dinners (half time Haribo), Robyn McLean (specialities include a jab tackle and demanding the press), and Hannah Kenyon (surprises include momentary outings as an inner).

Friends describe us as: Having a great game, and capable of wining in the last quarter thanks to regular fitness sessions and Thursdays spent wrapped up not cosy and not warm.

Will often find us: At Long Road, rehearsing our pretend castles. Taking long strolls at pace with the ball up the line.

Things we could work on: Getting past the Bourne Deeping defence (absolutely amazing centre back). Diving practice (Laura Ludlow’s notable attempts include this week’s debacle with the goalie).

The most important thing we’re looking for: continued enthusiasm in the season, working hard in tough matches like this week, with solid team attitude.

Hopes and dreams: Top of the league.

Contact: Cambridge South L1s