A series of definitions

Harry Chalk

Preparation: make (someone/something) ready or able to do or deal with something

Playing hockey, remember stick. Sam didn't start the day well.


Oven: an enclosed compartment, usually part of a cooker, for cooking and heating food

Not socks.; Fortunately, Sam’s socks were dry this week. Prepared.


Head band: a band of fabric worn around the head as a decoration or to keep the hair or perspiration off the face

3 man of match nominations to Dean for half time introduction of the headband. Gamechanger.


Impact: the action of one object coming forcibly into contact with another

The ball, into Joel’s right eyebrow, assist for James.  Blood.


Control: the power to influence or direct people's behaviour or the course of events

Will Townley, control personified. MoM.


Fergie Time: a generous or excessive amount of time after the injury time had been added at the end of a match, allowing a team more time to score a late equaliser or winner

A Harry Lewis winner with 3 to go.  7 points won in last 5 minutes of matches this league season. Ethos.


Dancing: move rhythmically, typically following a set sequence of steps

Rhythmic it was not, what was Stuey doing after Harry scored? Assist.


Professional Foul: a deliberate act of foul play intended to bring about an advantage for the perpetrator's team

2 minutes left on the clock, unnamed midfield stops East London from getting into 23. Yellow.


Loose: not rigidly organised

Train beers and evening celebrations were, well, loose (as balls). TK.


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Will Townley
Man of the Match

"I didn't really do much"

Sam Highfield
Lemon of the Match

Forgot his stick. Also, once baked a damp sock in the oven, never forget.