Sidelined
An anonymous recap of the M3s’ game from behind the spectator fence.
- Not the world’s best game but some glorious moments, e.g. George made some great saves…but also gave away a stroke. Was also seen removing keeper kit at various inopportune moments.
- A child was floored. A scuffle broke out – all handbags and posturing. Some players forgot they weren’t umpiring. All in all, it made for amusing watching from the sidelines (floored child aside).
- Two unfortunate players were hit between the legs on the same spot on the pitch. This area was consequently dubbed by the spectators as ‘d*** corner’. This may well now have been adapted as a convenient code word for that area of the pitch by some unnamed South ladies’ teams.
No-one could really remember the score but it was all a juicy watch. Despite cries of, ‘Next goal wins!’ from the sides, none were scored. The more important victory of the day came from a rumoured M3s’ arm wrestling contest at teas?
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