The John Gourd Appreciation Society

Owen Russell

Not as much of a match report but a short piece of appreciation for John Gourd – what a man – what reactions – what an effort.

I heard he eats 8 Shredded Wheat for breakfast – and that’s after the 10 Weetabix.  And he most certainly did for this game.

I also heard that Ian McKellen based his portrayal of Gandalf after this performance.  Which, in itself, is a tough one to get your head around.  (in the whole ‘You shall not pass..’ thing on the bridge)

John stood tall today - producing one of the all-time great short corner defensive performances – a masterclass.  Whether it was a drag flick or pill driving smash, nothing was getting through – JG just wasn’t going to be beaten, it was brilliant.  And he celebrations after each one – wow – he loved it!  Fists pumping, guttural yelling.  Get in…… (or accurately ‘get out’).

Mikey also was on top form pulling a few saves out of the top draw.

Another great moment was Grove Snr sprinting over to congratulate with Grove Jnr after the lad had scored – brilliant.

Massive thanks to everyone who was out on the pitch, from both sides  - contributing to a good quality game.

Cheers to the umps for keeping us in check.

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John Gourd
Player of the Match

Iron curtain stopping 4 shorts on the line

Owen Russell
Lemon of the Match

Despite an excellent game he did dribble the ball off the pitch, fail at lobbing the keeper and missed an open net