A secret diary of James Yarrow, aged 47 ¾
Connor GrantRemember Remember the 6th of November said nobody, ever. It was quite an uneventful morning filled with mundane “jobs”. The only particular highlight was visiting the Colonel for his finger licking delicacies for lunch. Now the clue should have been in the name but a “family bucket” would obviously not feed my growing family so “yes please” to extra wings and “ok” to my son’s request for extra chicken popcorn and £25 down I was heading home to feed the brood. After eating far too much chicken I was heading my way into Cambridge. An appointment at the hairdressers to tame my (unfortunately slightly lacking on top) locks and I was on my way to Long Road with a belly (too) full of deep fried chicken – you don’t want to waste food do you?
We congregated to see the end of M2’s slightly edgy game but a good win nevertheless. With our tails held high following two wins on the trot and a rubber stamp from Jan’s report, we were confident that we would be the victors. The pre-match WhatsApp banter put the score at 5-0. Would the 2 weeks gap in play for South make a difference?
After a warm up we walked onto the pitch and suddenly the wind whipped up and a heavy drizzle started – well it was the 6th November – Remember? The latest ever Saturday start time I can remember and St Ives 3’s started quicker than us – was this going to be more of a competition that we gave credit for?
After a couple of minutes I found myself 1 on 1 with their CF – he was an early 20’s sprightly whippersnapper, I was a late 40’s (but wiley) CB – a belly full of greasy (but delicious) chicken was not assisting me here. As the last defender I found myself chasing a losing battle as he skilfully skirted around me. What to do? Well, chasing as hard as I could, I may have, accidentally, clipped his heels with my feet, down he tumbled. He’d stepped across me your honour – honestly! Well, Mr Sneade, Sir, was quite lenient and the card colour was green. Jogging over to the sideline with a rye smile, I said “I’ll take that” – one for the team. The resulting short corner was batted away by captain Grant, the score 0-0.
After waking up, we took control of the game. To be honest it was a bit of a blur! We didn’t play our best hockey ever, nor was it our worst. St Ives pressed high up the pitch but we controlled the midfield with ease. Jonny opened the scoring with a nice reverse stick hit, from memory I don’t think it was going very fast, but in it went anyway! Joe “Goal King” Whittaker bagged one, not the pre-match WhatsApp hattrick target. Also somewhere along the line Eric (not Shin) and Walshy got one each. Jonny also had a 2 minute rest on the side which was particularly harsh (JJ) – good job he wasn’t the closest umpire for me in the first half!
There were a few more indicants between myself and the aforementioned St Ives CF – I (may have) kicked the ball over the back line although I di
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Connor Grant 3 years ago
A secret diary of James Yarrow, aged 47 ¾
Remember Remember the 6th of November said nobody, ever. It was quite an uneventful morning filled with mundane “jobs”. The only particular highlight was visiting the Colonel for his finger licking delicacies for lunch. Now the clue should have been in the name but a “family bucket” would obviously not feed my growing family so “yes please” to extra wings and “ok” to my son’s request for extra chicken popcorn and £25 down I was heading home to feed the brood. After eating far too much chicken I was heading my way into Cambridge. An appointment at the hairdressers to tame my (unfortunately slightly lacking on top) locks and I was on my way to Long Road with a belly (too) full of deep fried chicken – you don’t want to waste food do you?
We congregated to see the end of M2’s slightly edgy game but a good win nevertheless. With our tails held high following two wins on the trot and a rubber stamp from Jan’s report, we were confident that we would be the victors. The pre-match WhatsApp banter put the score at 5-0. Would the 2 weeks gap in play for South make a difference?
After a warm up we walked onto the pitch and suddenly the wind whipped up and a heavy drizzle started – well it was the 6th November – Remember? The latest ever Saturday start time I can remember and St Ives 3’s started quicker than us – was this going to be more of a competition that we gave credit for?
After a couple of minutes I found myself 1 on 1 with their CF – he was an early 20’s sprightly whippersnapper, I was a late 40’s (but wiley) CB – a belly full of greasy (but delicious) chicken was not assisting me here. As the last defender I found myself chasing a losing battle as he skilfully skirted around me. What to do? Well, chasing as hard as I could, I may have, accidentally, clipped his heels with my feet, down he tumbled. He’d stepped across me your honour – honestly! Well, Mr Sneade, Sir, was quite lenient and the card colour was green. Jogging over to the sideline with a rye smile, I said “I’ll take that” – one for the team. The resulting short corner was batted away by captain Grant, the score 0-0.
After waking up, we took control of the game. To be honest it was a bit of a blur! We didn’t play our best hockey ever, nor was it our worst. St Ives pressed high up the pitch but we controlled the midfield with ease. Jonny opened the scoring with a nice reverse stick hit, from memory I don’t think it was going very fast, but in it went anyway! Joe “Goal King” Whittaker bagged one, not the pre-match WhatsApp hattrick target. Also somewhere along the line Eric (not Shin) and Walshy got one each. Jonny also had a 2 minute rest on the side which was particularly harsh (JJ) – good job he wasn’t the closest umpire for me in the first half!
There were a few more indicants between myself and the aforementioned St Ives CF – I (may have) kicked the ball over the back line although I di
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