After an outrageous decision, I managed to get lemon, for a *ahem* perfectly timed tackle on the forward. I can’t believe what were the umpires thinking. That decision completely cost us the game. so I’m actually going to highlight reasons why everybody else should have got lemon, not me!!!

Jj, kept on giving them p flicks. Which they scored 
Jan, kept them giving them short corners, which they scored.
The spectator, Who saw the ball coming half the length of a pitch and still decided to use his shin to stop a ball. 
Dan loy, didn’t turn up
George Anderson, didn’t get carded, forgot his towel for showers. Challenging opposition to boat race and then running off
Shin Kim. Forgot to touch a ball in the first half. Should’ve picked a better goalie
Will Havelange. Forgot half the teams names I think it might be his first competitive game for us.
Eric Wong. Kept on throwing himself on the floor like superman, even after the defender had stopped the ball
Seb Dais forgot to change the card reader
Collin Troll, for trying to start a fight and complaining that they didn’t fight back
Jack Chalk, erm edit that one on one miss.
Josh Oldfield. Running out screaming with his new war cry and then hitting the floor. 
Jonny Camp, complained about being wet after cycling in a rain storm. 
Tom Blair,  Wearing tights, and only scoring once
Loyd Morgan, erm edit for running so much that he looked dangerously close to throwing up
Jimbo manage to lose the team before the game, turned up late. And asked if the uni students knew anyone he went to you uni with
Adam Catley, That aerial definitely definitely stayed within the pitch or not the shed on something 
Tom Anns, for giving away an outrageous flick, he could’ve killed someone I don’t know how he didn’t see red. 

But somehow the team conspired against me, to give me lemon after a perfectly timed tackle! I will admit the player was facing the wrong way, well that’s not my fault