BUT, if you’re going to be mess, make it a hot mess.

Hot mess number 1 reporting for duty: 
Emily Bird - hello full name, hello legs, hello CDM, hello POM 

Rhi - banging babe, banging goals (she got 2), banged the top corner, banged some POM votes (not enough)

Steph - hold the line, she’s got her mojo back (she can confirm), it’s February, but we move, you go glen coco (she got 1 goal. Good)

Lily - when she’s not saving the NHS, she’s running the line, she does both well, keep up the good work (she got 1 goal. Nice)

Anna - did she have her crocs in sports mode? She tracked those transfers

Indi - she popped on, she played good hockey, she got cramp, she popped off, appreciate the effort hun

Charlotte - she brings the youth, she brings the skill, you’re doing amazing sweetie

Suz - she held that mid, she distributed that ball, she holds the hot messes together, she will tell Hannah a fake meet time next week

Erin - no knuckles, no problems. Hardcore. (She may buy a glove) 

Emma - she runs the line, she has a good time, she wears a glove, she does not do short corners

Niamh - she makes those tackles, she holds the forte, she even stays composed - we learned a lot, you can come again

Lu Bed - you want it down the line? ‘On your head Tim’. A sister in solidarity.

Lydia - Not today Neil, have a head shot hun 

Tiff - she dropped her stick, she didn’t know they were nomads - hot mess, how embarrassing (LOM vote(s?) - not enough)

Hannah - she was late, extra late, high kicks, green cards, backchatting and fish flopping but my god she was glowing (AD tan luxe). Confirmed LOM.

The team worked together, it was a real team effort. The team defended as a team and scored goals as a team - we did a transfer, we all got involved, we loved it, Tim loved it, we scored a goal from it. Yes that’s right - the assets - the assisters - the DEFENDERS

Over and out, the resident hot messes xoxo