Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But the Fives are so delightful,
And since we've no better place to go,
Let’s get a goal, get a goal, get a goal!

Nomads don’t show any signs of stopping,

But luckily our defence Julie, Avi, Hayley, Becca and Lauren are popping (with skills)!

The lights (the sky) are turned way down too low,

So we need an orange ball Oh Oh Oh, Ho Ho Ho!

When we finally make a break, 
Avi runs through all the Nomads storm (of players), 

And alongside the (unnecessary) midfield mates, 

Avi drove it all the way home, for a GOAL!!

And the players are slowly dying,
Cos’ no brought sweets, who was supposed to? Who’s lying? 

But as long as we love our captain so,
Let all eat her secret stash of haribo, haribo, haribo! 

When we finally make it back onto the pitch, 

Nomads come out in fiery force,

But midfield (Vinnie, Harry, Fi and Kat) keep on the sitch, 
And send it to the forwards (Pol, Sarah, Eleanor and Helen), who keep attacking their goal with no remorse. 

Oh, the game is slowly dying, 
And, the defence are oh so mighty, 

They, along with fabulous Zoe, defended with all of their souls, 
Let win by a goal, let’s win by a goal, let’s win by a GOAL! 

When we finally get to vote,

Avi doubled down on the show, 

And took both the lemon and POM,

All the way home, Ho Ho Ho! 

Because whilst the game was slowly dying, 

Avi’s shouting directly in her team mates ears, left them crying, 

And even though her defence mask was a little moist and cold (her preferred way apparently), 

She got our GOAL, She got our GOAL, she got our GOAL!!!!!!