Tradition runs deep within the M1s. Whether it be where you sit within the changing room, the pre match motivational quote, the lemon clock, train beers, yellow jersey, or smallest nipples. One particular tradition the lads love to indulge in over the years is the wholesome entertainment of categories. We've already seen this season which pubs the lads would be and more recently which social media. We've had snakes, football players, sun cream, trackies, rugby players, apple products, and many more. But there's a deeper question to be asking... Which category would the lads do to categorise the lads. Category inception. Here you go... 

Stanley - Dream Jobs
The big man works at the same place as the captain. Maybe this was his plan all along... To constant remind Will to pick him every weekend. Or he just loves to see Will. Sounds like a dream job to me. That's why Stan would be best at picking which dream job the lads would have wanted when they were a child.

Mark Inman - University
The peer pressuring, elite, exclusive man knows a bit about the higher education system in the UK. Guarantee he's already set up a couple of off shore accounts for his kids. Mark has a strong opinion on uni's and would be great deciding which one best suits the lads.

Ed Doust - Types of wood
This one is obvious. He's been teasing it for a while and we've been waiting for him to strip this down and show us his favourite wood. Maybe end of season he'll finally let us know

Oscar Wilson-Toy - Hockey Clubs
Ozzy has said he's played for a fair few clubs, and knows his stuff about other clubs in the East. Well if the lads didn't choose South, which club would they play for... Only Ozzy can let us know.

Sam Highfield - Political Leaders
Now if you ever speak to Sam you may realise he only talks about 3 topics; hockey, school, and football. Though the man does have some strong opinions on politics. *Insert political banter here*. We all want to know who Sam would pick as Liz Truss

Will Townley - Tattoos
At some point this season Mr Townley will rock up pre game with his snake tattoos. We believe they'll suit him perfectly, but what would the rest of the lads get? This is something I think Willy T will be best to decide.

Scott Catley - Birds
He takes a lot of photos. Maybe sometimes of birds. Hopefully he has some niech knowledge of the flying species to lay out to the boys

Connor Trimble - Shower Gel
For the man that doesn't shower, I expect that he analyses all the shower gel the lads use. Who uses head & shoulders, cheeky bit of Nivia, or maybe a lynx Christmas present.

Ben Lindars - Arsenal Players past and present
One of the few Arsenal fans in the team. Lindars looked far more interested in the game rather than talking to the lads the other week so I'm sure he's just picking the lads on the TV comparing them to the gunners.

Matteo - Warm Up Exercises
With big claims that he's done the best warm up of the season, with what's being called the most active warm up ever. Matteo is in prime position to sort out the lads into which warm up exercise best suits the boys in purple

Chris Pearson - Farm Animals
This is self explaining. He lives on a farm. Yes there's no animals on his farm, but I'm sure he can think of a couple. I think in Pearson's eyes we're all just sheep anyway.

HL7 - Crew Clothing
Big fan of the clothing brand. There's a lot of variety up for sale, and if I had the choice would love a cheeky sponsorship deal for the team. Always a sale on so which crew item best suits the lads is up to me.

Jack Humby-Smith - Types of Ice
This was going to be elements of the periodic table before Humby quickly reminded me that there are over 20 types of ice. Dr Ice himself is off to Antarctica next month so before his departure he best treat us with his knowledge of the frozen land.

Tim Winter - CSHC Ladies 1st Team Players
Timothy trains and plays with us but also coaches the L1s. How many drills does Mr Winter copy and paste from our sessions? Does he compare us to them? Who does he prefer? These are questions the lads want answers. We're sure he has a comparison list already drafted up. Only fair he shares it out.