Not a close shave
Danny JacksonMarch 8th 2025, beautiful sunshine.
M5s well supported.
Push back.
1-0, 2-0, 3-0…
South dominant.
Attack firing.
Defence solid.
10 men on the pitch, or is it 12?
…7-0, 8-0, 9-0.
3 more points.
Man-of-the-match commitment from Josh.
Back-to-back hatricks for Ash.
Riccardo’s K/D positive again.
Someone else scored, will be mentioned elsewhere.
Cold showers.
Beers in the sunshine.
Spousal support for one.
And a man with clean nipples.

94
Josh Rollason
Player of the Match
Two great goals all round great play great energy First finish was class

118
Danny Jackson
Lemon of the Match
The cleanest nipples in Cambridge. Maybe the chafe stoped him scoring any goals today.
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