For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
An extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
Three points on the board
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
Four freezing showers
Three points on the board
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
Five massive feet
Four freezing showers
Three points on the board
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
Six missed short corners
Five massive feet
Four freezing showers
Three points on the board
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
HL7 missed a flick
Six missed short corners
Five massive feet
Four freezing showers
Three points on the board
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
Eight shower curtains
HL7 missed a flick
Six missed short corners
Five massive feet
Four freezing showers
Three points on the board
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
Nine egg’n cress sarnies
Eight shower curtains
HL7 missed a flick
Six missed short corners
Five massive feet
Four freezing showers
Three points on the board
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
Stan’s very late
Nine egg’n cress sarnies
Eight shower curtains
HL7 missed a flick
Six missed short corners
Five massive feet
Four freezing showers
Three points on the board
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
Eleven 30 push-back
Stan’s very late
Nine egg’n cress sarnies
Eight shower curtains
HL7 missed a flick
Six missed short corners
Five massive feet
Four freezing showers
Three points on the board
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley
 
For the last game ‘til Christmas, Men’s 1’s gave to me …
Twelve rugby pitches
Eleven 30 push-back
Stan’s very late
Nine egg’n cress sarnies
Eight shower curtains
HL7 missed a flick
Six missed short corners
Five massive feet
Four freezing showers
Three points on the board
Two scrappy goals
And an extra week of skipper Townley!