Unfortunate that there is no match report to really highlight the true glory of this phenomenal win by the lads. A wonderful CCAC finish (Cool Calm And Collected) from my king, the one and only, the CSHC Men's 4s MBMOATEOTHP (Most Brilliant Man Of All Time Especially On The Hockey Pitch) Dexter Smith. I loved your pop up and volley. Reminds me of the Dorgu Goal. Sob Sob Sob Sob. You're going places young man. I've got my eye on you. ;)

This was a brilliant match to watch! Absolutely brilliant performance from the team to secure the victory against the enemy. Keep the hard work up fellas! Can't wait to see more matches!

I agree with myself. I fully concur with your argument young sir. Until next time CSHC Men's 4s. I have my monacle on each and every one of you.

That's wonderful to hear Patrick, it's lovely to see someone with the same name as me! I was wondering if you will be attending the next SCHC Men's 4ths match, as I will be, and it would be wonderful to meet you!!!!

Same to you my internet companion. Same place and time as usual? I'll reserve our special spot.....

Oh! I was not aware that we had met before, but now I am beginning to recall our acquaintance. I would love to meet you at our regular place!!! Can't wait to see you, as I have missed you dearly over the past few years. I will be waiting at our special place for you, I will make sure to keep my hand very soft for you!!! x

I can't believe you forgot me. You have made me so sad on this fine crispy morning. I have thought of you every night and day, waiting for when I could see you again and you FORGOT ME???????!!!!!!!!!! That's it boo we are over. I'm cancelling!!!:(

NO PATRICK!!! please don't abandon me! DONT CANCEL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have thought dearly of you as well over the past few years.

Your name drifts through my thoughts like light,
soft as dawn against the sky.
In the quiet between heartbeats,
love finds me—
always returning to you.

I beg of you to humour me!!

Nah bro he's busy rn

My dearest internet companion, please do not lie to me. I know that you speak false words to me, but I have dedicated ages of my life to you. Every morning when I wake up, my first thought is of you, of your beautiful face, clear like dawn and pretty like a sunset. PLEASE do not lie to me!

Aroof. That was some intense cardio shall we call it. I am sorry to tell you this but I truly was very busy. If you want me you have to prove yourself.......you know where to find me.........

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