On the 1st day of Christmas, Andy gave to the team a relegation aspiring team talk
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Kerryn gave to the team her desire for the vase, not the cup
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Tildy gave to Stanley replacement white balls
On the 4th day of Christmas, Nic gave her signature disguised pass
On the 5th day of Christmas, Stanley gave to the team, a dozen banging saves (ignore the 5 goals..)
On the 6th day of Christmas, Ash gave screen a good go.. and will probably be staying up front
On the 7th day of Christmas, Hannah gave St Ives men's a rinsing worthy of a rower
On the 8th day of Christmas, Rhi gave the umpire a piece of her mind
On the 9th day of Christmas, Will gave the inners suggestive eyes
On the 10th day of Christmas, Alex gave a performance proving his boat was truly unsinkable in defeat
On the 11th day of Christmas, the umpire gave to Matt, one green card.
On the 12th day of Christmas, Freya gave us an ABBA carpool karaoke to step us out of St Ives and into Christmas

P.S, Andy and Kerryn, Kate gave me some Christmas cards for you and I forgot. Do us a favour and pretend you got them :) Merry Christmas