Things I have two of

Feet 

Eyes

Nostrils

Away days in Spalding where I have received green cards

Seasons served as captain of the M4s/M3s

Big toes

Little toes

Index toes?

Lemons so far in the 2026/27 hockey season 

Games for the M5s

Siblings

Aunts

Cousins

Green cards

Shinpads

Cufflinks with my dogs face on them

Bikes

Dungarees 

Knees

Bleeding knees

Goals conceded 

Total votes for someone other than me for lemon

Beers left in the fridge

Beers I'm planning on drinking very soon

Times received lemon on away days at Spalding BEFORE October 2026

Shoulders (good for shrugging/sighing)

Legs (good for tripping over sticks)

Paddleboards

Weeks until the next hockey match

2006 Wimbledon clothing catalogues

Eggs

Small frying pans

Shots on goal so far this season 

Unsuccessful shots on goal so far this season 

Times new joiners have won Man of the match in the last two weeks

Thumbs

Ankles

Toilets in my house

Books that have been sat on my bedside table for about six months that I haven't started reading 

Sofas

Hours spent trying to think of things I have two of

Elbows