George was accused of being disorganised in charge of a hockey team. As recompense, the side said he should write the match report... they didn't think that through, did they??
In the absence of a report from George, here is what got sent out to the local papers
South 3rds fell to a disappointing defeat at a Bourne Deeping side much lower down the table.
The loss came despite South being 2-1 up at the interval after strikes from wingers Ed Boggis and Man-of-the-Match Peter Creed, who volleyed in the second in superb style. However it all went wrong for South after the break as they let the Dragons back in, and then got caught twice at the back as they tried to re-establish their earlier advantage.
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George Toynton
Lemon of the Match
Where to start? Invisible emails, 9.30 meet time, last on the pitch, drove off without the shirts (twice), forgot the card reader, ate all the chips
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