08:30 - Wake up

09:00 - Stare into the abyss

10:00 - Solve world (my own) hunger; tell no one

11:15 - Arrive late to the meet

11:35 - Discuss disappointment with Alice that Tim didn’t wear his purple suit to watch us play

11:37 - Wrestle with self-loathing

11:40 - Warm up 

12:00 - Pushback

12:07 - Choice words with a dragons player 

12:12 - Annie’s dream came true when we found out dragons had a player called Tobs

12:20 - The most pathetic drag flick of my life

12:31 - Great save from Loopy 

12:35 - Tim’s team talk 

12:40 - Second half, much better passing and keeping possession. Pretty decent hockey actually. 

12:46 - Slide across the Astro and remove the skin from my knee

12:52 - Tell a player her language was disgusting and get lemon 

12:58 - Kate asked a dragons player who was marking her excessively if she would follow her into the toilet as well. I hear Neil chuckled at the comment. 

13:00 - Another great save by Loopy keeping us in the game and getting MoM

13:15 - End of game 

13:20 - Shower club; can’t cancel that again

13:45 - Teas with the team

14:00 - Wallow in self-pity