Write a Limerick about appeasing the crowd on the sideline at a hockey match for being too slow on the pitch.

On the sideline, the crowd yelled with cheer,
"Move quicker!" they shouted, so clear.
But the players were slow,
As they skated below,
So I helped by just yelling, "Get here!"

<Author admonishes ChatGPT and asks it to try again for proper hockey>

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<Nonetheless the monstrosity obliges>

Ah, my mistake! Here's a limerick about field hockey:

A player who’d linger and stall,
Appealed for a crown, standing tall.
"Too slow on the pitch,
You’ve missed every switch!"
But they shrugged and just let him fall.