Today, or yesterday or the day before, there was a hockey match. This one was in a mysterious place named Bourne Deeping. The game started off strong for Cambridge South with an early goal from Andy T. However, within the first half of the game, the opposition scored a goal from a short corner. So, it was NOT MY FAULT…

The second half consisted of no more goals but bursts of good game-play.

Well, people played various levels of good hockey. To explain things simply, I thought I would compare each player to a cheese.

Nick – chhurpi- A very tough cheese to beat…
Paul – A vintage cheddar – strong in flavour and has been matured for a few years.
Andy – Red Leicester – A versatile cheese used for many things – like how Andy played in a range of different areas in the pitch. He defended short corners and helped strengthen the attack force
John – Zwitser – This is the last cheese when sorted alphabetically. It has a strong aroma which represents John’s strong hockey playing skills
Etienne – Cheddar – A hard cheese that was holding up the team
Wilco – A fancy Brie de Meaux – The pure quality of his gameplay
James – Sage Derby – With a surname like Parsley I could not pick a cheese without herbs in it
Harry – There was a variety, so I thought I would pick a SAMPLE of different cheeses. These included a vegan cheese replacement because he managed to hit the crossbar of the goal and some other ones.
Luke – Carolina Reaper Cheese – Luke attacked the D like this cheese attacks your mouth
Tom – Five counties cheese manufactured by the country line cheese company – The five amazing times Tom passed the ball line (it was probably more than 5)
Tommy – Swiss cheese – there were many holes in his defence…

If you made it to here you have finished reading…  Except for this extra bit Dad added...

Cheese not your thing?  Check out this week's M5s report: https://cambridgesouthhockeyclub.co.uk/matches/6725